March 2012
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This video is like honestly my favorite thing that ever happened alkdfjksdfsd
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“But even a dead god can dream. A god — a real god — is a verb. Not some old man...”
– Terminal on the Reaper IFF mission in Mass Effect 2.
I was poking around for my favorite quotes in the series, and this is the one I thought of first.
“You’re not alone. Everything you feel is fine. Only feel guilty about things you...”
– Stephen Fry, to his 10 year old self. (via metatheatre)
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
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Eternal Sonata teaches Kit and Ezri proper goat...
Ezri: OH MY
Ezri: A GOAT
Ezri: *holds hat*
