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But even a dead god can dream. A god — a real god — is a verb. Not some old man...– Terminal on the Reaper IFF mission in Mass Effect 2. I was poking around for my favorite quotes in the series, and this is the one I thought of first.
You’re not alone. Everything you feel is fine. Only feel guilty about things you...– Stephen Fry, to his 10 year old self. (via metatheatre)
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Eternal Sonata teaches Kit and Ezri proper goat...
Ezri: OH MY
Ezri: A GOAT
Ezri: *holds hat*